Filters!
Hello, and welcome to a third edition of Lupie's Magical Ever-Present Filter Opt-In Post! In this exciting edition, you can do exactly what you did with all previous additions... sign up for my filters! Hooray!
For those uncanny with the way this works, I have some things about me that I'm aware not everyone wants to read. Indeed, I have things about me that I wouldn't want people to see! A specific readerbase, if you will. So, I have filters to which I can post my crap without inconveniencing all of you with things you didn't want to know.
Here they are then, the filters!
- [fetish]: Never goes away, this one. I talk about my sex life, about kinks, and - if you're very good - post porn. Be warned that the content of this filter is never, ever safe for work, and will always be behind a cut. Be thou also aware that I'm disgusting. So disgusting am I that not everyone is aware of the extent of grossness. This may never come to light, but you never know. So join this if you're, I dunno, a massive masochist. Because you'll be in good company.
- [headbeans]: I love explaining this one. I'm not mad, but my head is full of people. These are my headbeans. Well, I say my, but I don't own them. They're... themselves. They are talkative, rude, non-human (for the most part) and like socialising. And they want to talk to you. If you want up your friends quota by about 56, join this.
- [*]: I am a religious person, but I don't talk about my faith to anyone who doesn't want to hear about it. If you do want to hear about it, join this. But, be aware, my beliefs are not orthodox and will take some getting used to. Please only join this if you can turn your Sceptic!filter off, and you're not going to "talk me down". I'm doing this, thank you.
I have a couple more filters banging about, but I govern their membership with a fist of steel. Also, if you've come over from GJ, you'll notice that [help plz] is not longer up. I never used it. Bwahaha.
Have fun! Oh, and the comments are screened for non-outage of people who want to join dodgier ones.